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All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate

Church sign debate - where the South rocks on

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

In heaven an angel is nobody in particular. - George Bernard Shaw

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven. - Henry Ward Beecher

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

Earn all you can,
Spend all you can,
Save all you can,
But for heaven's sake,
Give all you can. - John Wesley

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler


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