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Acapulco Waterfront Property

Windows and doors optional - swim right off your own balcony

Acapulco Waterfront Property thanks to joe-kster

Yes, water is on the front, and comes with yacht, senor!

Acapulco Waterfront Property thanks to joe-kster

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Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

Threats are the last resort of a man with no vocabulary. - Tamora Pierce

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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