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Abbo Monopoly thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement. - Groucho Marx

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton. - Dan Duva

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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