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Young Mechanic

Mr. Fix-It in his early years, fine tuning his bike-to-be

Young Mechanic thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting a head start on car repairs

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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein


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