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Young Mechanic

Mr. Fix-It in his early years, fine tuning his bike-to-be

Young Mechanic thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting a head start on car repairs

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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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