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Loving Spoonful

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Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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