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You Guys Make Me Sick

Memories grandparents can appreciate

You Guys Make Me Sick thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Loving Spoonful

Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Wings Fans Are Ruthless

Temple Car

Netherlands Parking Lot

Model T Snowmobile

Tulip Snowpath

New Audi

Tower of Hammocks

Family Birthday Reminder

Dead Batteries

Ostrich Bush

Tetris Cake

T-Rex Shadow

Ordnance Table

Wine Bibber

Redneck Wireless Selfie

Tylenol Ban


Louisiana Potholes


Billy Goat Gruff

Girlfriend Math

Coffee Days

Marathon Runner Tip

Seaweed Burger