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You Guys Make Me Sick

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You Guys Make Me Sick thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Loving Spoonful

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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The best portion of a good man's life;
His little nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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