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Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart


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