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Loving Spoonful

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Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Admiration, like love, wears out. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Where there is great love, there are always wishes. - Willa Cather

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson


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