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When Life Gets You Down

Sometimes when you're angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When Life Gets You Down thanks to Mike King

A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...

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Life is a lot like skateboarding. - Lil Wayne

While we are postponing, life speeds by. - Seneca

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

It is not the length of life, but the depth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet. - Emily Dickinson

Life is what happens when you're not looking at a screen. - Unknown

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. - William James

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

I have lived my life according to this principle: If I'm afraid of it, then I must do it. - Erica Jong

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

We become happier, much happier, when we realize life is an opportunity rather than an obligation. - Mary Augustine

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable. - Ogden Nash

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you'll probably be unhappy for the rest of your life. - Abraham Maslow

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

A life of unremitting caution, without the carefree - or even, occasionally, the careless - may turn out to be half a life. - Anna Quindlen

Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli

There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy. - Mark Twain


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