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When Life Gets You Down

Sometimes when you're angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When Life Gets You Down thanks to Mike King

A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it? - Josh Stern

You have to deal with the fact that your life is your life. - Alex Hailey

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

I have enjoyed life a lot more by saying yes than by saying no. - Richard Branson

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard

Take every chance you get in life, because some things only happens once. - Unknown

Life is an echo. What you send out, you get back. What you give, you get. - Unknown

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

Challenges should not be seen as obstacles but rather as opportunities for acquiring new experiences in life. - Unknown

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

There's a long life ahead of you and it's going to be beautiful, as long as you keep loving and hugging each other. - Yoko Ono

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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