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When Life Gets You Down

Sometimes when you're angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When Life Gets You Down thanks to Mike King

A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...

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My life is one demd horrid grind. - Charles Dickens

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure. - William Feather

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Take every chance you get in life, because some things only happens once. - Unknown

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

To do good things in the world, first you must know who you are and what gives meaning to your life. - Robert Browning

We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but by then we realize it and admit it. - Jules Renard

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind. - Henry James

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

There are two kinds of people who blow through life like a breeze,
And one kind is gossipers, and the other kind is gossipees. - Ogden Nash

I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you. We are in charge of our attitudes. - Charles R. Swindoll

The quality of a person's life is directly proportional to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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