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When Life Gets You Down

Sometimes when you're angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When Life Gets You Down thanks to Mike King

A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

All life is an experiment. - Oliver Wendell Homes Jr.

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

A man's deeds are his life. - African Saying

My life is one demd horrid grind. - Charles Dickens

Growth is the only evidence of life. - John Henry Newman

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

May you live all the days of your life. - Jonathan Swift

I want to make my own life a masterpiece. - Benito Mussolini

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. - John Atkinson

Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it. - Dennis P. Kimbro

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

Life is what happens when you're not looking at a screen. - Unknown

You have to go through a lot of heartache in life to feel joy. - Doug Collins

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure. - William Feather

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Gammy used to say, "Too much scrubbing takes the life right out of things." - Betty MacDonald

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favour. - Robert Frost

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

She believed, of course... because without something to believe in, life would be intolerable. - Rosamunde Pilcher

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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