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Ventilated Bridge

China's hole-iest bridge

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

When you build bridges you can keep crossing them. - Rick Pitino

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. - Abraham Lincoln

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

He who cannot forgive others destroys the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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