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Underwater Photography

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Underwater Photography thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Watered down perspective: water you get is water you sea

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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