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Two Face

Putting your best face forward - but which one?

Two Face thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Bald is beautiful from both sides

Do your friends call you two-faced?
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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffet

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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