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Two Face

Putting your best face forward - but which one?

Two Face thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Bald is beautiful from both sides

Do your friends call you two-faced?
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The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

There's one good thing about being bald: it's neat. - Milton Berle

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards


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