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Twin Dish thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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