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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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