#1 humor site on the 'net

Texas Easter Bunny

They grow big Easter eggs in Texas!

Texas Easter Bunny thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

QuotaBills
Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg


Plywood Portrait

Subway Dinner

Trump Cross

Dubai-ous Hotel

Animal Rescue

Openish Hours

Jim's Happy Hour

Moses' Headache Relief

Medical Breakthrough

Burning Water

Math Watch

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Elderly Rocker

Daddy, Can I Ride It?

Macklemore's grandad, Macklemost

Star Wars Howl

Swing Dad

Multi Task Dad

Twin Load

Sometimes Dads Are Wet For Work

Hospital Friends

Ways to say 'Dad' in Different Languages

Back Massage Track

Baby Sitting