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Study to Fail

To Study or Not To Study - that is the question!

Study to Fail thanks to Karen Moore

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What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman

Learn to hold loosely all that is not eternal. - A. Maude Royden

I miss the days when homework was just colouring. - Unknown

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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