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Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

I dreamed a thousand new paths... I woke and walked my old one. - Chinese Proverb

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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