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Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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