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Socket To Me

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Socket To Me thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Plugging into the right socket can be a heads up, enlightening experience

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What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head. - Derek Johnstone

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin


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