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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Treat the patient, not the X-ray. - James M. Hunter

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


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