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Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Without geography, you're nowhere. - Jimmy Buffett

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind. - Nora Ephron

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist


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