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Road Pirate

VW's new nautical steering wheel

Road Pirate thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Known as a 'road-hog' in the Netherlands

The vodka is absolut-ly empty, the escape hatch is ajar, and the helmsman is no longer lashed to the wheel...

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The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly


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