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Revolutionary Cooking

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Revolutionary Cooking thanks to Karen Moore

Think I'll pass on this revolution

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Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

The revolution is over. I am the revolution. - Napoleon Bonaparte

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. - Steven Wright

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller

I am not a communist and neither is the revolutionary movement. - Fidel Castro

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

In an age of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. - George Orwell

The revolution is a dictatorship of the exploited against the exploiters. - Fidel Castro

The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration. - Warren G. Harding

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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