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Revolutionary Cooking

Revolutionary new way to cook almost anything

Revolutionary Cooking thanks to Karen Moore

Think I'll pass on this revolution

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A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. - Steven Wright

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

The revolution is a dictatorship of the exploited against the exploiters. - Fidel Castro

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. - John F Kennedy

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Corporation: an ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility. - Ambrose Bierce

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration. - Warren G. Harding

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

"We had to save you because you're the mockingjay, Katniss," says Plutarch. "While you live, the revolution lives." - Suzanne Collins

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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