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Redneck Revenge

Bubba's religious message of repentance

Redneck Revenge thanks to Diane Baugh

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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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