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Redneck Revenge

Bubba's religious message of repentance

Redneck Revenge thanks to Diane Baugh

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Revenge is sweet and not fattening. - Alfred Hitchcock

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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