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Redneck Revenge

Bubba's religious message of repentance

Redneck Revenge thanks to Diane Baugh

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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury. - Marcus Aurelius

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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