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Redneck Revenge

Bubba's religious message of repentance

Redneck Revenge thanks to Diane Baugh

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The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. - Edward Gibbon

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


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