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Redneck Revenge

Bubba's religious message of repentance

Redneck Revenge thanks to Diane Baugh

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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. - Josh Billings

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Revenge is always the weak pleasure of a little and narrow mind. - Juvenal

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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