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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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