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Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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