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Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

An end is only a beginning in disguise. - Craig D. Lounsbrough

Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Eighty percent of all questions are statements in disguise. - Dr. Phil McGraw

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise. - Margaret Atwood

What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise. - Oscar Wilde

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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