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Power-Full Logging Truck

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This happened Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 - by the airport in Jackson, Tennessee. The driver was attempting to throw the logging cable over the logs to secure them, but instead hooked the electric line. He said the tires began to fry within seconds. One very lucky man!
Power-Full Logging Truck thanks to Roy Taylor

Power-Full Logging Truck thanks to Roy Taylor

Nice Throw!

Power-Full Logging Truck thanks to Roy Taylor

Power-Full Logging Truck thanks to Roy Taylor

Power-Full Logging Truck thanks to Roy Taylor

Power-Full Logging Truck thanks to Roy Taylor

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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