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Parachute Dropouts

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Parachute Dropouts thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Minds are like parachutes, they only function when open. - Thomas Dewar

You can't wait to buy a parachute when you need one. - Unknown

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving. - Henny Youngman

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. - Steven Wright

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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