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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

There is no education like adversity. - Disraeli

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Concentration is a fine antidote to anxiety. - Jack Nicklaus

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Unknown

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater. - William Hazlitt

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Pessimists are not boring. Pessimists are right. Pessimists are superfluous. - Elias Canetti

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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