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It's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar

Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

I'm looking for a loop-hole. - WC Fields

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself. - Raymond Chandler

The first hole made through a piece of stone is a revelation. - Henry Moore

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

There is always a limit to self-indulgence, but none to self-restraint. - M. K. Gandhi

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

The mind is the limit. As long as the mind can envision something, you can do it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell


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