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A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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