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Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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