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Nanosecond Moments

Capturing the nanosecond (1 nanosecond = one billionth of a second)

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

or, as engineers call it: T-1

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Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. - Carl Friedrich Gauss

He's breaking his grandpa's sacrolificat. - Archie Bunker

Never give up. This may be your moment for a miracle. - Greg Anderson

Life isn’t a matter of milestones, but of moments. - Rose Kennedy

He's the Man of the Hour, at this particular moment. - Don King

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour. - Gioacchino Rossini

We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect. - Anais Nin

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? - Bertolt Brecht

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

A man is never so on trial as in the moment of excessive good fortune. - Lew Wallace

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else. - Martina Navratilova

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

In the end no one gets out alive, so you may as well enjoy every moment you can. - Peter Legge

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

Our greatest glory consist not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less. - Norman Mailer

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

The difference between a rebel and a patriot depends upon who is in power at the moment. - Sidney Sheldon

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. - Anne Frank

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

No mind is much employed upon the present: recollection and anticipation fill up almost all our moments. - Samuel Johnson

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

Old and new make the warp and woof of every moment. There is no thread that is not a twist of these two strands. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

The most likely moment for something incredible to happen to me was the moment I was most certain nothing ever would. - Jane Pauley

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer. - Barbara de Angelis

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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