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Monkeying Around

Better not monkey around with electricity!

Monkeying Around thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Whose 'fault' is it?

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Trouble came - as trouble so often does - with a monkey. - Paul Collins

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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