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Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

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Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H L Mencken

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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