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Men In Training

Learning the ropes early in life

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

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Men are mad things. - William Shakespeare

Great hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller

Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

The great majority of men are bundles of beginnings. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

It is not opposition but indifference which separates men. - Mary Parker Follett

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali


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