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Men In Training

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Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

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Know the great men of your age. - Baltasar Gracian

Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H L Mencken

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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