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Master Reference Binder

Binding stress relief for office workers

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A 'Master Reference' binder has been compiled for all staff. Inside this binder you will find 'solutions' to everyday problems.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

If you are having problems with the photocopier, difficulty dealing with co-workers, having computer problems, customer problems, personal problems, or any kind of problem, please come and get the red binder and it will help you through your issue.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Refer to the red binder for all issues... it's guaranteed to make you stress-free and relaxed.

Where stress relief is only a shelf away
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So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. - Harry Banks

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Half - the most beautiful half - of life is hidden from him who has not loved passionately. - Stendhal

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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