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Love Not Knot

A ring meant to tie one to another

Love Not Knot thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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