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Love Not Knot

A ring meant to tie one to another

Love Not Knot thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho


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