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Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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