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All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen


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