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Apology is only egotism wrong side out. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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