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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets


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