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Helping Hands In The Stands

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Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. - St. Augustine

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone. - Henrik Ibsen

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands. - Dudley Moore

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. - Ronald Reagan

He too serves a certain purpose who only stands and cheers. - Henry Adams

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble. - Adlai Stevenson

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

You cannot teach humans anything. You can only help them discover it within themselves. - Galileo

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

SABLE - A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help other people get what they want. - Zig Ziglar

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him and to let him know that you trust him. - Booker T. Washington

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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