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Helping Hands In The Stands

Why it's important for an athlete to bring their own audience

Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Mini-wave fans in the stands

Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Thailand stands at a crossroads. - Thaksin Shinawatra

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

What stands in the way becomes the way. - Marcus Aurelius

The gods help them that help themselves. - Aesop

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. - Ronald Reagan

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. - George Burns

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it. - Leo Rosten

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil. - Vachel Lindsay

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble. - Adlai Stevenson

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself. - H. Norman Schwarzkopf

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

You cannot teach humans anything. You can only help them discover it within themselves. - Galileo

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay


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