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Heart's Heart

Let me call you sweet heart, I'm in love with you...

Heart's Heart thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

What's eating away at your heart?

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Stamped inedibly on my heart. - Archie Bunker

Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

Only do what your heart tells you. - Princess Diana

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

The past beats inside me like a second heart. - John Banville

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

The heart never grows better by age: it only grows harder. - Lord Chesterfield

I claim there ain't another Saint as great as Valentine. - Ogden Nash

Valentine hearts beat more passionately than everyday hearts. - Unknown

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

There never was any heart truly great and generous, that was not also tender and compassionate. - Robert Frost

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

My husband is so useless that it's hard for me to be romantic with him. I get down on the floor and say, "If you love me, blink your eyes." - Phyllis Diller

Flo was fond of Ebenezer
"Eb," for short, she called her beau.
Talk of tides of love, great Caesar!
You should see them - Eb and Flo. - Thomas Daly

Religions that teach brotherly love have been used as an excuse for persecution, and our profoundest scientific insight is made into a means of mass destruction. - Bertrand Russell

If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. He has a heart capable of mirth, and naturally disposed to it. - Joseph Addison

I love going to the movies and getting Raisinets, a big tub of popcorn and a Coke. That's definitely a guilty pleasure because I can't be doing that all the time. - Sanaa Lathan

Love the moment. Flowers grow out of dark moments. Therefore, each moment is vital. It affects the whole. Life is a succession of such moments and to live each is to succeed. - Corita Kent

On Halloween, kids get to assume, for one night the outward forms of their innermost dread, and they're also allowed to take candy from strangers - the scariest thing of all. - Kate Christensen

Anxiety is love's greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a drowning man holds on to you. You want to save him, but you know he will strangle you with his panic. - Anais Nin

Live your truth. Express your love. Share your enthusiasm. Take action towards your dreams. Walk your talk. Dance and sing to your music. Embrace your blessings. Make today worth remembering. - Steve Maraboli

I like sugar, be it candy, this season's pumpkin chocolate chip bars, or wine. Sugar is bad for me. It just sits on my tummy, causing my middle child Esme to ask if we are having a fourth baby. - Alicia Coppola


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