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Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object. - Milan Kundera

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best. - Frank Zappa

Flo was fond of Ebenezer
"Eb," for short, she called her beau.
Talk of tides of love, great Caesar!
You should see them - Eb and Flo. - Thomas Daly

My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself. - Milton Berle

It is intolerable that the world's religions - founded on the values of love and compassion - should provide a pretext for the expression of hatred and violence. - Federico Mayor

Even in our sleep, pain which cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, until, in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom through the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus

Because I feel that, in the Heavens above
The angels, whispering to one another,
Can find, among their burning terms of love
None so devotional as that of Mother - Edgar Allen Poe

I love going to the movies and getting Raisinets, a big tub of popcorn and a Coke. That's definitely a guilty pleasure because I can't be doing that all the time. - Sanaa Lathan

You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching. Love like you'll never be hurt. Sing like there's nobody listening. And live like it's heaven on earth. - William W. Purkey

No matter what you've done for yourself or for humanity, if you can't look back on having given love and attention to your own family, what have you really accomplished? - Lee Iacocca

I take a lot of pride in the work I do, because people pay to see me. They've got to get babysitters, park their car, get popcorn and candy. I've got to be conscious of that. - Mr. T

Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. - Unknown

When the people we love are stolen from us, the only way to keep them is to never stop loving them. People die, buildings burn, but eternal love lasts forever.
(JJD: In memory of Ed Schellenberg) - The Schellenberg Family


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