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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

As you think in your heart, so you shall be. - Proverbs 23:7

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. - Unknown

Mental clarity ain't for the faint of heart. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

I claim there ain't another Saint as great as Valentine. - Ogden Nash

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama

This Valentine's Day rent a poem for your loved. They come in three sizes - small, medium, and romantic. Free refills available to Premium Members. - Jarod Kintz

I have a very big sweet tooth and I love treating myself to something that I wouldn't necessarily eat during the tournament such as a nice-sized cake. - Maria Sharapova

I'm afraid of love, because it involves things that are beyond our understanding; it sheds such a brilliant light, but the shadow it casts frightens me. - Paulo Cohelo

I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognizably wiser than oneself. - Marlele Dietrich

I love the Swedish people for their detective novels, their archipelago, their sense of humor, their carbonated vodka, and most especially, for their wonderful hospitality. - Michael Levitt

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. - Jonathan Carroll

Valentine's Day is when stores and restaurants get rich, men get lucky, and women fill their pretty faces with chocolate and put up with their man for six seconds at the end of the night. - Unknown

I like sugar, be it candy, this season's pumpkin chocolate chip bars, or wine. Sugar is bad for me. It just sits on my tummy, causing my middle child Esme to ask if we are having a fourth baby. - Alicia Coppola

It's a wonder I haven't abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart. - Anne Frank


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