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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Always give 100%. Unless you're giving blood. - Unknown

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

Nurses dispense comfort, compassion, and caring without even a prescription. - Val Saintsbury

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

I am not worried about the deficit. It's big enough to take care of itself. - Ronald Reagan

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what - Unknown

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Giving up at something that no longer serves a purpose, or protects you, or helps you, isn't giving up at all, it's growing up. - Unknown

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16


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