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Foot Circle

Gathering around a circle of friends

Foot Circle thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Diabetes occurs at twice the rate in the African American community as it does in white Americans. - Xavier Becerra

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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