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Fallen Friend

Remembering faithful war dogs

Fallen Friend thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

A friend in need is a friend to dodge. - Unknown

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. - Anais Nin

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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