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With foxes we must play the fox. - Thomas Fuller

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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