#1 humor site on the 'net

Dollar Drop

Heads up re the latest financial woes

Dollar Drop thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

QuotaBills
Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher


Cow Trampoline

Suspicious Blood Donor

Friends In High Places

Hair Cut Toupee

Finger Physio

Texas Steak

Triathlete with a Drinking Problem

Awning Truck Advertising

Racial Profiling Starts Early

Your Move

Florida Bird Flu

Croc Surfing

Zip Tie Prank

Ukrainian Power Adaptor

World's Hardest Golf Shot

India Airlines Economy Flight

Downspout Planters

Camel Walkers

Head Path

Whiskey Jig

Running Track

Body Bodice - Double OUCH!!!

DogWood

Feel-Good Story of the Year