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Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Mental clarity ain't for the faint of heart. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object. - Milan Kundera

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

The best and most beautiful things in life cannot be seen, not touched, but are felt in the heart. - Helen Keller

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus


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