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Demo House For Sale

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Demo House For Sale thanks to Richard Hamilton

Demo House For Sale thanks to Richard Hamilton

Demo House For Sale thanks to Richard Hamilton

Demo House For Sale thanks to Richard Hamilton

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I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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Sunken Bed

Australian Wildfire Survivor

Rat Toys

Radish Camouflage

Apple Art

Cake Finders

Shot Glasses

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Chopper Bicycle

Canadian Suntan

Walkway To Heaven

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Despicable Shoes

Prayer Conditioning

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