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'Pigging Out On The Farm' by Al Falfa

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In a pig's dye - Archie Bunker

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami


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