#1 humor site on the 'net

Circle Of Life

Nature's graffiti

Circle Of Life thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

What goes round comes round

QuotaBills
Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers. - Polish Proverb

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


Almost Batman

Cadillac Bike

Donut Decadence

Manmade Beach in Japan

Bacon Bikes

Animal Taxi

Lego Key Holder

Mechanic Apprentice

Redneck Helicopter

Hairy Egg

Fork Door Handle

Making Hockey More Popular

Suitcase WorkPlace

One-Knight Stands

Stealth Cell Phone Tower

Holes of the World

Sunken Bed

Australian Wildfire Survivor

Rat Toys

Radish Camouflage

Apple Art

Cake Finders

Shot Glasses

Frog Spout Security