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Chinese Shoelusion

Geisha Girl toe-wards the end of the 20th Century

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

and I thought my shoes hurt...

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

A closed mouth gathers no feet. - Unknown

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump


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