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Chinese Shoelusion

Geisha Girl toe-wards the end of the 20th Century

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

and I thought my shoes hurt...

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

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Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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