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Can I Play In There Mommy?

'Back Up' playground equipment - the cat's meow

Can I Play In There Mommy? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

With foxes we must play the fox. - Thomas Fuller

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

When you play, never mind who listens to you. - Robert Schumann

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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