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Can I Play In There Mommy?

'Back Up' playground equipment - the cat's meow

Can I Play In There Mommy? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

With foxes we must play the fox. - Thomas Fuller

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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