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Can I Play In There Mommy?

'Back Up' playground equipment - the cat's meow

Can I Play In There Mommy? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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With foxes we must play the fox. - Thomas Fuller

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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