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Can I Play In There Mommy?

'Back Up' playground equipment - the cat's meow

Can I Play In There Mommy? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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