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Broken Egg

How to repair broken Easter eggs

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Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

I will not meddle with that which I cannot mend. - Thomas Fuller

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fanny Flagg

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken. - Albert Camus

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

You can't fix things with a hug, but you can't make them any worse, either. - Dean Koontz

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor


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