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Biker Love

It was love at first bike

Biker Love thanks to Karen Moore

Standing on end for your sweetheart

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All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

The best proof of love is trust. - Dr Joyce Brothers

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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