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I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

The best proof of love is trust. - Dr Joyce Brothers

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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