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It was love at first bike

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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash


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