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Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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