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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump


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