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Bed Springs

Rusty Bed Springs by I.P. Nightly

Bed Springs thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Looking for a way to spring out of bed in the morning?

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

That is one good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs. - L.M. Montgomery

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Analysis kills spontaneity. The grain once ground into flour springs and germinates no more. - Henri Frederic Amiel

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Idealism springs from deep feelings, but feelings are nothing without the formulated idea that keeps them whole. - Jacques Barzun

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet


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